Guess That Song And Win $250 RealTruck Gift Card

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Here’s how to play the “Guess That Song” Contest.

• Visit the RealTruck.com Facebook Fan Page and like us.
• Find the “Guess That Song” Post and comment on the song you think they are playing. (You can only guess once)
• The first one to post the correct answer wins a $250 RealTruck.com gift card.

Tip:  The song is off of Guitar Hero World Tour!

Enkay Mud Flaps, Pork Rinds and True Love at the Piggly Woo

She strolled into the Piggly Woo like she owned the place.  The heels of her boots jingled and I looked, but she wore no spurs.  The year was 2010, of course she wasn’t wearing any spurs, so why did it sound like she did?

Her cowboy hat was dusty and her jeans were six inches deep in mud.  I could tell she was coming in from doing a full days work on the ranch.

“Where are your rinds?”

“Rinds?” I repeated dumbly.

She gave me a thousand yard stare with steel blue eyes.  She sighed and talked slowly for me, “I’d like to purchase some pork rinds.”

“They’re in aisle five.”

I looked out the window and noticed her cherry red truck.  It was covered in dust and mud, but gleaming in the afternoon sun was the baddest set of Enkay Rock Tamers Adjustable Mud Flaps I had ever seen.

She returned holding a bag of pork rinds, a bottle of iced tea and an candy bar.

“Will that be all for you today?” My voice cracked on that last syllable.

“No… I’d like your phone number.”

I was just a bag boy working the counter while Marie took her break.  This was my big chance.

“You had me at mud flap.”

Chrome Man and His Putco Truck Accessories

They had started to call him “Chrome Dome,” but it wasn’t merely because he was a middle aged balding man with a little bit of extra fluff around his middle.  No, he had an addiction to chrome truck accessories that was frankly, a little disturbing.

While everyone agreed that Putco Chrome Door Handle Covers and Chrome Mirror Covers were very sharp when added to any truck, people were astonished when he added the Putco Liquid Spider Web Billet Grille.  He was such a soft spoken person and his wife was afraid of arachnids.  She had from that day refused to get into the truck.  Later on the townsfolk would say that was his plan all along.

Slowly, but steadily the chrome accessories kept appearing; Putco Chrome Tail Light Covers followed by Putco Chrome Pillar Post Trim. Shortly thereafter he wowed everyone with Putco Chrome Hood Accessories.

He was modest, only shaking his head and smiling when people would compliment him on his upgrades.  He never bragged and when asked to pose for pictures in front of his pride and joy, he would politely refuse.

It was during one of these particular instances when they noticed something quite strange.  You see, he had taken to wearing gloves all the time, even during the summer.  When questioned he merely said he liked the feel of leather while driving.  But when he refused to take his jacket off for dinner and of all things, started wearing an ASCOT!  *gasp*  Suspicions grew to an all time high.

The townspeople gathered together with pitchforks and rakes and made their way to his home, chanting, “Take it off, take it off.”   It was very embarrassing and ridiculous for all involved.

Calmly he stepped out onto his porch and removed his hat, ski mask and shirt to reveal his skin was shimmering chrome.

Naturally the crowd shrieked and some even ran, but the bravest of them all was a young girl of six who boldly asked him, “Did you swallow too many dimes?  I did that once and had to go to the Doctor!”

He merely shook his head and announced that from this day forth, he was going to fight crime.  The townspeople shrugged and went home.  Chrome Man, as he was later dubbed, lived a boring life, for the town was small and nothing ever happened.

Armor Lid Tonneau Covers are Perfect for Traveling Performers

People were in awe of Remy when he took the stage.  Up until this point, he had only been frequenting the small bars and taverns that dotted the Alaskan interior.  Word had quickly spread of his talent and people were coming in droves to see him perform.

Remy’s costuming and props were becoming out of control.  He was beginning to make money so he upgraded to a truck and his first truck accessory was an Armor Lid Tonneau Cover.  The Armor Lid’s easy, no drill installation had his truck back on the road in no time.  This was imperative as he was in high demand.

Leaning on his truck, Remy put the final touches on his wig and makeup.  He stood outside Skeebol’s Bar and Grill’s rear entrance and basked in the glow of fame.  He could hear the crowd of 25 patrons chanting inside.  Their excitement barely contained as they awaited his long sought after performance.

Remy was finally a star.  His parents would never call his passion a stupid hobby again.  He had made it to the top.

Remy was the premiere Hall and Oates (minus Hall) lip sync performer in the state of Alaska.  Percy Martel had been his competition for a while, but after the moose accident, he was out of the running.  The title belonged to Remy alone.

Remy was going to enjoy this wild ride.  He was going to embody John Oates and wear his moustache like he had grown it himself.

Hearing his intro music start, Remy took one last look in his mirror and opened the door.  He slid onto the stage and pretended to sing…

“You’re a rich girl… and you’ve gone too far…”

Now Shipping: Bakflip G2 for the 2011 GMC Sierra

RealTruck.com is now offering the BakFlip G2 for the 2011 GMC Sierra

The BakFlip G2 is designed heavy duty and is ideal for protecting the interior of your truck bed, as well as adding security from unwanted visitors.  This hard folding tonneau cover is made out of heavy duty aluminum panels, which combine the perfect combination of strength and durability.  The panels laid out can withstand up to 300 lbs. of weight.  For full truck bed access simply fold panels to the front of your truck bed.  The individual panels securely lock into place and won’t flop open while cruising down the road.

The BakFlip G2 for the 2011 GMC Sierra is going to look amazing on your new truck.  The BakFlip G2 sits inside your truck bed rails, which offers an extremely low profile design as well as a sleek and stylish appearance.  Due to the G2 sitting inside the truck bed rails, it offers full access to tie down points, stake pocket holes, bedliners, bedrails and bed caps, ladder racks and truck bed extenders.

These truck bed covers come custom designed to fit your 2011 GMC Sierra perfectly.

SnowBear is burning the Midnight Oil with you!

SnowBear is burning the Midnight Oil with you!

The time has come

To push the snow

To clear the roads

To watch it blow

The time has come

A fact’s a fact

It’s fallen down on us

Let’s push it back

How do we plow while our SnowBear’s pushin’

How do we sleep while the snow keeps fallin’

How do we drive while the road keeps driftin’

How do we sleep while our SnowBear’s pushin’

The time has come

To say fair’s fair

The shipping’s FREE

On all SnowBears!

RealTruck Christmas Party – We Can’t Be Stopped

We just can’t help ourselves people, enjoy!

Santa’s Elves Need Therapy

Elves probably frequent therapists quite often.  This is my own pet theory, but I think it holds plenty of water.

Ponder the following:

There are nearly 2 billion children in the world.  Imagine the amount of toys, iPods and consoles that need to be made.  Ok, you could argue many of those children don’t believe in the big fat man, but a good majority of the western world does.  And the Japanese are on board with the plan now too.  Hello Kitty this, Hello Kitty that.

Let’s compare that with the possible number of elves in existence.  I’m guessing there are about 200.  There is probably one little elf in charge of the Hello Kitty line of gifts.  That elf is MESSED UP!  He can’t eat, drink or close his eyes without seeing Hello Kitty.  When he greets his friends instead of saying, “Hey Frank!” he says, “Hello Kitty!”

That is merely one example.

There is another elf in charge of Star Wars toys.  That elf is… well, that elf has a pretty sweet job, come to think of it.  He gets to play with Boba Fett helmets, try on Princess Leia Earmuff Buns and generally test out light sabers all day.  Never mind about him.

How about the elf that has to make Play-Doh.  He must really hate… again, sorry.  That sounds like a great job.  As long as he doesn’t eat the stuff.  It really just tastes like salty caramel.

So, in conclusion, being an elf may or may not be a horrible job depending upon the toy you may be making.

I just thought of something!  What if you were the elf in charge of making the dolls that wet themselves if you give them a bottle?  He probably doesn’t ever want kids.

Santa Shops at RealTruck

Did you know, Santa drives a truck during the off season?  We happen to know this because his is one of our biggest customers.  Well, big in the sense that he orders a lot of product.

We’re not commenting on his girth.

That’s inappropriate.

His favorite products are pretty odd.  Things you would never dream of Santa wanting on a truck.

For example, he orders a set of Go Rhino OE Xtreme 6″ Nerf Bars every year.  I think he gets himself a new truck EVERY YEAR!  Which, makes me totally jealous, but he probably does put on a lot of miles if he needs to pick up items his elves can’t make.

He also ordered the Go Rhino Dominator Hitch Step.  This really confused me until I realized he was probably using his truck bed to load a lot of toys.

Last summer he ordered a LeBra Car Bra and an Auto Ventshade Sunroof Deflector. Now, correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t it FREEZING cold at the North Pole?  Even in the summertime?  I think he is taking his truck on mini vacations to someplace warm.

And here is my proof:

Stampede Cowboy Up Bug Shields.  I love his sense of whimsy.

When he calls he always uses a different voice and has his things shipped to an address in Montana to a guy named Jerry Welten.  But I KNOW he’s Santa.  I can feel the magic over the phone.  I can tell by the tinkling in his laugh and the jiggling of his belly… if I could see it.

Your secret is safe with me, Santa… ahem… Jerry Welten.

It’s All About The Benjamins Baby

Here @ RealTruck.com we have pulled out all the stops and let the dogs loose!

We are having record breaking month after record breaking month and are coming up quickly as a leader and trusted name in the vehicle accessory industry. I personally think it’s due to all of the hard work and dedication portrayed by the team! (Please view video)

After watching that video I am sure you all believe as I do, that the reason for our success, is because of our hard working and dedicated staff!

Someone needs to fill our Superiors in on that, because all we got are these lousy shirts!
(But, they are bad ace)