The Bird is the Word

Are you following us on Twitter yet?  If not I suggest you do so immediately.  DO NOT DELAY!  This could be the most important thing you do this hour besides scratching your rump and watching The Price is Right with Drew What’s-His-Face!

I’m going to play a little game with you.  I’m going to say a word and I want you to say the first word that pops into your head.  You’ve probably seen this on those psychology television drama shows.  Instead of being charged with murder, you’re being prompted to join an elite RealTruck Twitter group!

Deals.

Was the first word that popped into your head SAVINGS?  Great!  It’s working!  On to the next word.

Discounts.

I know you immediately thought our daily sales, which is crazy because I hadn’t even thought of that. Or did I?

FREE shipping on select products.

Well, that wasn’t really one word.  What’s that?  The word you thought of was BBQ Ribs?  I can see the game is at an end.

The point of the game was to drive home the fact that our Twitter feed brings you the latest deals, discounts and updates on what we’re currently shipping for FREE!  I guess I could have just told you that instead of played games with you.

On a side note, I do have a deep infatuation with Drew Pants-For-Face.

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